who keeps clogging the toilet
I can’t let you starve. I swore to protect you.
imagine a show like wife swap except its about bands switching lead singers for 2 weeks
- DAMN INTELLIGENT
- VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
- SUPER FUCKING LOVED
- EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
- NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT
going to college is great
getting married is great
having children is great
but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great
So fucking powerful.
Poverty has became so normal people just accept it now. But when someone attacks the poor, they get angry.
These are gold.
Everything I write with this pen instantly becomes 100x more awesome
you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head
avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner